in order to understand, I destroyed myself.

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

(Source: spongebob-daily, via guy)

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Posted
19 hours ago

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j5h, via collapsed)

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Posted
20 hours ago

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

(via mcrude)

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Posted
1 day ago
usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

image

(via assdemon)

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Posted
1 day ago

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via humorking)

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Posted
1 day ago
theclearlydope:

He had no other choice but to be a Marine.
[via]

theclearlydope:

He had no other choice but to be a Marine.

[via]

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Posted
1 day ago

the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

(via relahvant)

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Posted
1 day ago

nippleicious:

single and ready to get friendzoned 

(via asian)

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Posted
1 day ago

@ZozeeBo: Guys, I never said I was giving up pizza. I’d rather cut off my own hand!! hahahah Just was going to try more. Pizza is my second boyfriend.

(Source: fuckyeszoella, via zoella)

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Posted
1 day ago

I gave in

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

regretproduced:

I finally followed ultrafacts I couldn’t resist anymore I’m sorry

Welcome! Say goodbye to your social life one post at a time :)

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I love how ultrafacts goes from

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to

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to

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If you aren’t following Ultrafacts WHY

YEA WHY

(via pizza)

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Posted
1 day ago

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

(via asian)

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Posted
1 day ago

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via relahvant)

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1 day ago
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