|Me:||I'm having a virgin Mai Tai|
|Friend:||isn't that just pineapple and orange juice|
|Me:||I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now|
Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.
and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg